Beat the Heat – 8 Summer Hacks: Buenos Aires Edition

Summer is just around the corner in Buenos Aires, and with it comes one of Buenos Aires’ most intense sides. We’re talking apocalyptic heat, armies of mosquitoes, and blackouts that will test your patience. But hey, it’s all part of the ‘charm’ , right? You’ll be sweating through your clothes, sipping tereré, and praying your air conditioning doesn’t give up on you. Whether you’re escaping the city like a true local or braving the heatwave, we got some quick tips will help you embrace the absurdity of Buenos Aires in the summer. Buckle up buttercup, grab some OFF, and let’s dive into this madness together. You’ll be complaining about the heat in no time—but you’re gonna love every minute of it .

Yeah, you heard me. GTFO. Everyone does it—it’s part of the experience. Even if it’s just for a little getaway, take that micro down to the coast or head to the mountains. BUT, if you’re sticking around, December and January are kinda a vibe too. Why? Less traffic, empty grocery stores, and the city becomes your personal playground

You think this is a joke? Just wait. The mosquito army is coming, and once they descend, the whole city will panic-buy OFF like it’s toilet paper in 2020. Stockpile that repellent now before prices go wild. Living next to the world’s widest river means hosting a massive mosquito army.

In Buenos Aires, the secret to surviving (and thriving) through the summer heat boils down to the 3 P’s: Pileta (pool), Parrilla (grill), and, of course, Party. If you’ve got all three, congrats—you’re the MVP of the season. It’s now your societal obligation to invite your friends over and host the most poppin’ parties of the summer. Don’t have a parrilla or pileta? And your friends don’t either? It’s time to chumayar your way into a new crew with these essentials. Seriously, summer survival depends on it!
Pro tip: Public pools and club memberships are your backup plan. And if you’re feeling adventurous (or in need of an extra arm or leg), you could always consider taking a dip along the coast.

Air conditioning isn’t just a luxury—it’s a sacred blessing. You don’t just “turn it on,” you praise it. Make sure it’s working before the apocalyptic level heat sets in.

Bonus tip: Keep an eye on that condensation water. Feeling petty? “Accidentally” flood your vecino’s patio—nothing says summer fun like a passive-aggressive water war. Or, if you’re feeling friendly, aim for the drain and keep the peace.

In Buenos Aires, we don’t mess around when it comes to helado. Forget scoops or pints—here, we order by the kilo. And yes, it’s just as glorious as it sounds. When the heat is unbearable and you’re sweating through your clothes, helado comes to the rescue. With just a few taps, you can have a kilo (or two) delivered right to your door, still icy cold, even when the sun is melting the pavement outside. From dulce de leche granizado to sambayón— they’re options that you didn’t even know you needed. Pro tip: Always over-order. Trust me, you’ll thank yourself later.

We all love our mate. But when it’s pushing 40 degrees (that’s like 100°F for the yanquis), let’s be real—it gets HOT. And yes, you’re still obligated to drink it, obvio. Enter: tereré. Cold mate with juice and ice? Total game-changer. It hits different when you’re roasting under that blazing Porteño sun, and trust me, you’ll be grateful for the refreshment.

The lights will go out. The power will cut. Apagón will strike. How long? Could be hours, could be weeks—who even knows. 🤷🏻‍♂️ Buenos Aires doesn’t stop, so grab some ice cream, kick back, and hope for a breeze. The light will return when it feels like it, and not a second before.

When it’s pushing 40°C, the entire city slows down to snail speed. Take full advantage. You’ve earned that nap, amigui. Just embrace the chill and let the heat knock you out for a bit.

And that’s it—your quick and easy cheat sheet to surviving summer in Buenos Aires. From poolside asados to dodging mosquitos, these tips will help you keep your cool (mostly) while the city and its inhabitants are melting on the outside. It’s not about mastering the heat—it’s about rocking what you’ve got, and here that means embracing humidity, frizzy hair, and heladitos to take the edge off.

Buenos Aires gets wild in the summer, but if you follow these tips, you’ll be vibing with the rest of the city.